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Today, I found out that my wife purposefully eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
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Author: Allergic
Category:love
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1/24/2012 9:31:31 AM
Agree : 9490
you deserve: 827
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Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Author: sickandtiredofit
Category:love
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1/24/2012 11:50:58 AM
Agree : 9973
you deserve: 805
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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Author: Paicked
Category:love
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1/25/2012 4:33:12 AM
Agree : 5056
you deserve: 4309
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Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
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Author: sad life
Category:love
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1/25/2012 10:23:11 PM
Agree : 6519
you deserve: 1154
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Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML
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Author: The Towel Molester
Category:love
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1/26/2012 6:49:43 AM
Agree : 6686
you deserve: 700
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Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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Author: soawkward
Category:love
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1/26/2012 11:09:48 AM
Agree : 7263
you deserve: 1246
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Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML
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Author: Cheating
Category:love
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1/27/2012 3:52:42 PM
Agree : 8396
you deserve: 654
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Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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Author: Anonymous
Category:love
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1/28/2012 1:30:12 AM
Agree : 7473
you deserve: 652
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Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
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Author: Anonymous
Category:love
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1/28/2012 1:52:30 PM
Agree : 5424
you deserve: 1100
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Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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Author: Shelly P.
Category:love
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1/28/2012 4:10:38 PM
Agree : 9079
you deserve: 731
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Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
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Author: brokeandsingle
Category:love
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1/29/2012 1:55:36 AM
Agree : 9180
you deserve: 732
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Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML
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Author: Anonymous
Category:love
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1/29/2012 11:09:56 AM
Agree : 7254
you deserve: 873
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Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML
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Author: Anonymous
Category:love
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1/29/2012 11:10:47 AM
Agree : 6449
you deserve: 809
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Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
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Author: givingup
Category:love
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1/29/2012 9:37:48 PM
Agree : 8227
you deserve: 12098
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Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
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Author: upupandaway
Category:love
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1/30/2012 3:51:55 PM
Agree : 5754
you deserve: 2786
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